The copy on the bag reads (in English):
What's on your child's mind? At this age they soak up everything! So give them the good stuff. The more they watch PanPan Foods now, the better they'll do in school later!
The whole thing is obviously stolen from a CTW ad, and in fact, in the images of the packaging on the Panpan Foods website, you can make out the original, unaltered text urging parents to have their children watch Sesame Street.
Panpan Foods produces these chips in two other flavors - fragrant chicken and grilled steak. The bag for the steak-flavored chips covers over Big Bird with a cartoon cow's head. Danwei purchased the Mexican chicken wrap variety because it was on sale, and found the flavor to be more reminiscent of KFC than any form of Mexican food.
ThisShanghai.com is a classified ad website whose name and logo seem to have been, er, inspired by That's Shanghai. Some of their users appear to have the wrong idea about who reads English language websites in China, judging from this ad in their jobs section:
Subject: Construction Worker
Location: Kabul, AfganistanWe are a AMIRI Consultancy group of Companies in ME. For our client —Swizerland based company, we require Construction Worker — Chinese Nationality.
Job Location: Kabul, Afganistan
Salary: $700 PM + $ 200 PM + Accomodation + Food + Transport + Medical + Yearly Ticket.Please apply to charu@amiriconsultancy.com
- Talk China
A forum that introduces itself thusly:
Is there a sweeter word in the English language than "Free"? It's all free on Talk China! Politics, money, sex, travel and anything about life. Don't hold back and be heard on Talk China!
In which you can find the following posts: Tibet discussion, Discussion about Tibet documentary
- Unrelated to the above, but worth noting: First Ever Volunteers Take off for Africa
Excerpt:
China sends its first batch of 12 volunteers to Ethiopia Thursday. It's the first time China has dispatched young volunteers to Africa. China sends its first batch of 12 volunteers to Ethiopia Thursday. It is the first time the country has dispatched young volunteers to Africa.The 12 volunteers will stay in Ethiopia for half a year to help local residents develop the use of methane gas, improve physical education, develop information technology and upgrade medical treatment.
They will also teach people a little Chinese.
We spoke too soon.
On 3 August, theaters were instructed to hold the film until the 6th since a final inspection was required. Surprisingly, Ah Sou failed the inspection, and the producers were requested to make changes before it could open on the mainland.
Or so goes one version of the story. According to the distribution company, defects were found while prints were being run off - parts of the Mandarin version retained the Cantonese vocal track - forcing producers to return to Hong Kong to correct the errors.
In any event, the film is delayed indefinitely - perhaps one week or more - as problems are sorted out. Precisely how much that week's worth of bootleg DVD sales will eat into Ah Sou's box-office take is left as an exercise for the reader.
《东方早报》2005年8月4日14A
早报特约评论员 安替
按照大多数分析人士的估计,第四轮朝鲜问题六方会谈将于今日闭幕。关心此事的读者,都注意到了本轮会谈的超长会期。相比前三轮的三四天会期,已经进入第十天的本轮会谈,真可以算“马拉松”了。也是因为不同寻常的会期,给大家这样的印象:六方会谈此轮才算正式开始,前三轮仅仅算“前传”。
除了日本之外,中美俄韩朝五国都下决心迎接本轮会谈的真正成果。在美朝代表分别表示了会谈可能失败的意图后,昨天中国紧急拿出来共同文件的第四稿,希望各国继续审议,晚上又要求各国代表加班工作,颇有“不签文件就别走人”之势。中国此种坚持,得到了各方代表的称赞和认可,这也是文件四易其稿,六国长坐钓鱼台的原因。
那么,一个有趣的问题就产生了:为什么各国今天如此积极地推动六方会谈走向成功,而在前三轮大家却那么容易一拍“六”散?愿因是:六国“钓鱼”朝核,却意在东亚布局。
布什政府向来只用自己人。前三轮美国代表团,出自非布什亲信鲍威尔的国务院,所以得到政府授权有限,基本上是刚来北京,美国政府的“蓝队”就通过媒体放话否定会谈价值了,这还能谈什么?而此次的希尔,则出自布什嫡系赖斯的国务院,所以得到了政府的充分授权。美国愿意谈,会谈才可能有结果。
“911”之后,布什政府把伊拉克、朝鲜、伊朗视为敌手。解决朝鲜核问题,是布什政府的既定方针。关键是如何解决。对于朝鲜的核危机,有几个解决的选项:战争推翻政权、有限武力定点清除、以核武进行威慑、用外交手段以“赏罚分明”,而现阶段唯一现实的方法就是外交谈判。
中国一直把朝鲜问题看作一个战略问题,也把朝鲜看作一个边界的安全缓冲。但是这样的地缘政治是基于地面战争主导的时代的,海湾战争之后,特别是当朝鲜开始进行核计划之后,这种地缘战略有必要进行重估。
对于中国来说,目前必须要面对的一个问题就是,朝鲜核计划,其实就是日本、韩国、甚至台湾核计划的启动键。虽然美国在现阶段不可能运用核武威慑手段、以鼓励东亚美国盟友拥核,但最近布什政府允许向昔日制裁对象印度转让核设备就可以判断出,一旦外交手段解决朝鲜问题失败,美国不是不可能走这步的。因此,中国必须遏制朝鲜的核梦想,否则后果不可想象。日本对六方会谈的阻碍态度,在某种程度上是在拖延朝鲜核问题的解决,给自己发展核武创造机会。
另外一个更重要的问题是东亚的安全结构。东亚和欧洲不同,不存在一个像欧盟的多边安全机制,只有美日、美韩的双边条约。美国学者福山今年一月撰文建议美国政府积极介入六方会谈,把六方会谈转换成一个常设的东亚五国安全会谈,继而扩大成一个东亚的常设对话组织。此次美国代表的积极回应,可以看出福山建议的影子。
不但美国认识到了东亚多边对话的重要性,中国和韩国的学者也纷纷在近年转换思路,把目光不仅仅放在了朝鲜内部的核问题,而是扩大到了未来东亚战略布局上面去。在中国参与的上海合作组织、东盟10+3在积极发挥作用的今天,中国的确应该采取主动,和美国联手主导东亚安全对话结构。而韩国这次给朝鲜的电力好处,就是积极争取东亚战略地位的表现。
在中美韩等国积极布局未来东亚安全战略时,朝鲜还在为捍卫自己的安全而努力,希望放弃核武的同时,能一劳永逸地获得援助和美国的安全保障。正在审议的共同文件第四稿倾向于满足朝鲜的意图。因此,中国应该在美、韩、俄的帮助下,说服朝鲜理解,只有遵守协议、奖赏分明,才能得到自己需要的援助和安全,而且这样的机会显然已经不多了。